I've been Serenaded by Stainshane!

Hi.
My name is shane
Im 21, 6ft tall
Dark hair
Light eyes
I am a graphic designer, photographer, and tattoo artist.
Pic for pic?
Email me back and I will send some.


Harbor holes (one day at a time)

I just take this now one day at a time. This isn't fair waking up all alone in a house that isn't mine... next to nobody. All alone. Just my cold alarm buzzing in my ear. I need you. Come back to me

I feel like im full of holes
Tatter pieces of my yellow temperament
Lay strung across eight state lines
Gathering it all back
Is a task I can't grasp
Loosely wrapped in a clouded mind
Like vision map or quest
I thirst.
I dehydrate
And wither away in the hot sun
12 feet from the ground
Baking on sheets full of holes and
New screws.
No home to call my own.
Roma coma dislodged centerpiece mindset.
"Building as so dead"
Sunblock and salty mist whips my face
Abandoned shambles, gamblers grace,
Poker stakes, joker, ace, black jack
Hop scotch, pegleg, medium rare steak.
Raw meat, bear feet, footrest, summer dress
Undressed and dress (bathroom left mess, already messy)
Too dizzy with pity, nap in a first floor courtyard garden party.
I can still hear the hardy har har, arriving tardily.
Off beat, he skips it, with a devilish look on his face like yes he did,
Oh no he didn't.

Stainshane

More spam from the ladies

Now I am receiving fake e-dating advice from someone obviously pushing their online dating site. Oh, joy:

Hey,

I noticed you are looking for a date on Craigs list. I have also tried
this before but
it didn't work out very well for me, and since then have tried several
other sites with the same result. Then
a friend of mine suggested looking at this dating website.
I filled out a free profile and ended up finding my soul mate within a month!
Give it a shot! Who knows, you might get lucky just like I did! What
do you have to lose?


Here is the link:http://www.PerfectMatchDating.co.cc

Hookers like me too!

Now I feel completely initiated. I've been hit on by a female "whateversheis". Cam whore? Hooker? Seller of online sex sites? Most interesting, is how she saw the 'picture' of me (that is of a funny menu). I don't know, men probably have a better idea of what this is about:

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I saw your picture and I was interested...if you're looking for something here you can come check out my interactive profile with the age verification process so I know you're of age and whatnot. http://www.occasionwithgirls.net it has my pictures and my phone number, just register and goto profile "linxo75" and you'll see my account. keep in touch

-xo lindsay

Jehovah's Witness Update...

So, if you look further down below, you'll see the email I received from the Jehovah's witness. I could have *sworn* he was joking. But now, I'm not so sure. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I might write him yet again. Here is my reply to his original email, and his reply to me.

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My reply:

HA! I see I have found a fellow Jehovah. May the lord be with you, and enjoy this free copy of the bible. I would offer to autograph it for you but, oh wait...

How are you 'an AA'...or are you in AA? Or are you saying your Jehovah's witness side of yourself is in AA? Which would be pretty funny, because I am pretty sure JW's don't drink. Or is that Mormons. You don't wear special underwear do you? Oh wait, that is probably Mormons too. However, if you can get me access to that really cool castle/temple on 495 that the Mormon people like to keep womenfolk out of, I might be willing to convert for a few hours...

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Thanks for the email.

You're right I don't drink or smoke. I do gamble, in fact I'm supposed to be on my way to Atlantic City tomorrow. But I don't know if I will make it.

My birthday was May 28, last Thursday, and one of my good Ex-Jw friends called to wish me Happy Birthday...as you may know JW's don't celebrate birthdays.

Do you have something against religious people?

Do you ever go to Atlantic City.

I am 44 years old.

S

Oh my...

Against my better judgement, I'm posting this...because well, it is funny. I mean, the guy is probably a nice guy. And he's probably a nice guy for a nice woman 20 years my SENIOR. Hey, can't blame him for trying, right?

I do kind of want a ride on his tractor tho. That's hawt. And for those of you not 'in the know', Lancaster county is the only county you can't buy alcohol in unless you are at a restaurant. heh.

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Hi, Live in Southern Lancaster Co, PA , am 62 and self employed. Never married and no children. Like to keep busy. Travel both for work and pleasure. Do not smoke and very little drinking. Enclosed picture is with my antique truck. Maybe you would care for a ride. Collect bunch of antiques to keep me occupied and off the streets and out of bars. Would be nice to find somebody for LTR. Many activities are nicer together. Hope we can talk together. Reach me at xxxxxx Thanks R

More Fakin' strikes again!

Mr. "More Fakin'" (the old guy) has emailed me yet again. Wonder what poignant bit of wisdom he had to share with me this time??

joe zovak
to pers-hankd-119.

Mmmmmm
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

My next husband...

Check out the Profile!

Someone is upset!

I am about 99% sure this is from the guy whom I accused of being bitter. Still, I found it amusing!

Congratulations!

You've met your goal!
Your sincerely *
EVERY RED-BLOODED
MANS WoRsT NiGhTmArE !!! *

Fakin

Yeah, that was the title of his email to me. He sent me (thrice) the same photo of his penis. And one half-face shot. No text in it, I guess he planned to let his penis do the talking. I've whited out the offending part. Notice the nice seashell to the lower right hand corner!

Enjoy!

More Fakin'

Wow, 2 accusations of 'fakin' in one day! And I just went from 18 to 80 in one fell swoop. I love the photo he sent. Along with this quality email:

U there must b fakin

Jail Bait

I don't think this one is even over 18. His email:

I don't know what you're looking for, but you seem like a whole lotta fun

Someone doesn't get my Jehovah's Witness joke

I posted this craigs list ad in Washington DC. If you type in "Jehovah" it will come up.

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Being raised a Jehovah’s Witness from infancy I have not got into the dating seen yet, but at 44 I need to get it going.

Seeking Women:
Who want to be friends first for now, but more possible, later, and marriage is not out of the question.
Without drama

Also Seeking:

Also, looking to form a loose nit social contacts of others, women and men, raised as Witnesses in the DC, East Coast Area (Atlantic City NJ & Las Vegas, NV) area for quarterly social meetings.

All are welcome but a special emphasis on the following characteristics:
Raised a Witness from infancy
Current age 25 to 65 range; with a plus for 35 to 45
Understanding of the black experience in the US
Especially a pioneer

I’m a AA, in my 40’s, over 6’ tall. I do not smoke or drink. I have no kids and live in DC. I disease and drug free, I have job, car, and am employed. I have no children or convictions.


Pictures appreciated but not required, since if you meet the above requirements I want to meet you even if for friends. And my Mom is a devout Jehovah’s Witnesses.

The first outing can be a 20 minute greet and meet at the Baskin Robins Ice Cream store at Gallery Place in Chinatown, in Washington DC…or Union Station Shops… My treat, with no expectations…except that we both arrive on time…..Gallery Place Metro stop.

Much success. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Please no spamming, and I do not want to go to any websites, and I can not send a pic first, if at all. I prefer to meet.

Christian, JW,

Hello, my name is Chris

Hello

My Name is Chris ,42 yrs old, 5.11 ft, i weigh 176,Am originally from UK but i have been living in Louisville KY for over 20 yrs now, I hope you for you distance is not barrier for you in relationship because am ready to relocate if i find the right one anywhere in the states, I'm a single Dad looking for a special friend that finds important the art of communication, honesty, trust, respect at all levels,enjoys a good laugh and is ready for new small adventures.I am willing to relocate for love as well and also I am interested in a woman that knows the importance of family values but who also is well aware of the rewards and work needed for keeping a relationship interesting..I am not on here For game .I'm here for a serious and a long term relationship..well,I am a Human ..I think every human On earth want to be Happy...I am ready to Treat my woman Good ...I will also Give her My Love,My heart and i will treat her Like she had wanted to be treated .I want to let you know ..There is a Powerful word called LOVE ....(Life without Love is like a harp without strings)I aggree with That 100%....and I guess you do aggree That As food is needed for the body, them same way love is needed for the soul. Food strengthens the body while love strengths the soul.A person is incomplete without love...In My Own definition Of LOVE..i can see Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, The more you lose a part ofyourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones,Also Age and distance has nothing to do with a relationship but what really matters is for both to know what love really means and how to share it and also the values love carries,so i don't care if you are older than me or i am older than you ..I'm a very active, patientperson, easy going, a good listener, and extremely faithful...... I'm most comfortable in pants but enjoy being in a suit when the occasion arises...... I enjoy traveling, dancing, camping, hiking, eating out in the open by a campfire or dinner by candle light....... I like flea markets, shows, plays, some sport events, scuba diving, snorkling and boating. I also love being at my home and working out in the yard...... I have a special place in my heart for animals so therefore I won't hunt but wouldn't object if you did...... I enjoy almost all kinds of music but listen to Country Western and oldies. I enjoyworking with my hands...... I would like to find my best friend and enjoy the rest of my life. I'll love to spend time with my family if i have one as much as possible....... I enjoy doing almost anything there is to do if I'm with the right person..If you would Love to Get to Talk To me ,Here is My personal email address ,You can aswel Get me Into Your Yahoo Instant messenger..I would Love to chat with you,I will be waiting to chat with you online,so add me as (xxxxxxxx) or send me your yahoo IM and i will add you and await to chat with you.I will be awaiting for your immediate response.Thanks

I care

Chris