I THINK BRIAN REALLY WUNTS TO TALK TO ME

WELL HELLO THERE

Nov. 22, 2009 – 6:16pm 
 
MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU, YOU SOUND LIKE A CHALLANGE...IN A GOOD WAY, I THINK I CAN KEEP UP WITH YOUR PACE, EXCEPT FOR THE RUNNING--I WOULD RATHER BE AT THE FINISH LINE WITH FLOWERS AND A BOTTLE OF THE BUBBLY TO CONGRADULATE YOU..I HAVE ALSO DONE ALOT OF THINGS AS YOU HAVE, BUT THERE IS ALWAYS MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, IN NEED ADVENTYRE, THRILLS-SOMEONE SPONTANEOUS, THAT WILL EITHER DO IT OR HAS DONE IT, THERE IS NO CONTEMPLATING HERE!

MY PROFILE ON HERE IS NOT UP TO DATE, THEY ARE MY PICTURES, ABOUT ME QUICK:: 40 yrs old, 6'-0" TALL, LIGHT BROWN HAIR, HAZEL EYES, WEIGHING ABOUT 145, SKINNY/ATHLETIC, WILLING O TRY ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME,

HOPE YOUR INTERESTED, HERS IS MY E-MAIL ADRESS::

www.BrianShellenberger@gmail.com

OR IF YOUR ON YAHOO

www.BLS_687@yahoo.com

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU BRIAN

Ahh, some fun profiles....

I really like this one.  I'm sure it's self explanatory, but I plan to immortalize the text from both his 'about me' and his 'first date' sections...I'm guessing "Rusheed" doesn't realize that he has put his 'form email' in the body of his profile instead of in an email.  Then again, maybe he does and doesn't care...

Hi,
My name is Rachid "Rusheed". I hope you are doing well. I very much enjoyed reading your profile and upon finishing that , I decided to write to you. Like you, I believe things happen for a good reason and there is wisom to be learned from each act in our lives. It depends on us if we are capable to read between the lines and view thing with the vision of our minds and not only our eyes.. I am spirtual and I find peace and plasure in pondering, contemplating and analysing things. I can go on and on... Hopefully, I can hear from you and see if we have more interesting things to share.
Have a wonderful day. I am about to go out to Baltimore harbor, I love walking around the harbor, have a Potbelly sandwich and maybe a Haggen Daz Ice cream from the food court there and watch the boat from the bench... them make it back home... today is sunny and beautiful and I do not want to miss it ... Have fun! :) Rusheed.
PS: I changed my birthday on here by one year lol 1973 to 1974 so I can send you this message lol.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=16397644

Also, a bitter woman for the collection:

Because the way to save your marriage is to 'get even' instead of 'getting a divorce'.  My fave part is how she says she only plans to be with 2 men.  Her affair, and her husband (who cheated on her).  I guess she doesn't hate him enough to stop having sex with him.  ha!

I am on this site mainly because my husband sees fit to fill out every god d*mn cheating website known to man, and thinks that I will never find out and I always do.

Well guess what mother ****er two can play this game
Let's see if the grass is greener on the other side

* Update- Let me clarify the meaning of "getting even" I am not the kind of girl that spreads her legs to a total stranger, I need to know you first and have some kind of feelings for you and also I need to be attracted to you as well, it is not just a one way street here. The person I choose to be with on the "side", since my husband doesn't seem to know the value of marriage, will be someone who respects me as a woman and does not go sticking his****in every woman he meets, I will be with one man only besides my scum bag husband. Ok let's just say I am looking for an affair NSA, if that makes any sense..........Thankyou! Any sickos out there that just want to meet and **** will immediately get deleted and blocked!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9978706.htm

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RE: The new tactic

So I got an email on PoF this weekend, and the title was:  RE: Looking for a good woman!

Naturally, my first thought was "oh, someone I've been emailing with has responded!".  I'm sure this is just what the guy wanted me to think.  So, I opened it.  At this point I guess I should expect a virus to pop out and infect my computer, but the only thing I got was a pathetic email and ugly profile that infected my eyes.

I love this tactic.  I'm sure he's banking on a reply of  "I don't know what you're talking about?  We haven't been corresponding?"  Or better yet, me calling him and saying "oh hi, I'm so sorry we've been having phantom correspondence, and so I decided to take you up on your offer to call you, hun".

Anyways:

Hello! How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I worked overtime for a few hours today. We had some jets return from Texas that I had to recover and perform post-flight inspections on. I rode my Harley yesterday, bought the new Android Verizon Cell phone, it's awesome..I'm playing around with it trying to get used to all the bells and whistles. I worked out, did some cooking, some partying too. Last night went and listened to Stiff Richard, that was fun. How about you? You can call you know, that way we would have to be emailing back and forth. That's if you don't mind, ok? Well here's my number, I really hope to hear from you either way whatever works for you hun.

Thanks for your interest and consideration as well. Further, congratulations for being so beautiful and sweet.

LOL,

Scott
443*XXX*XXXX

Delusional in West Virginia...

Photo Edition: Men with Fish

Reader submitted: Crazyness from the Ladies

I'm an equal opportunity blogger, so here is something a male reader received contact from:

Heyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­​h

 Yes, the title is exactly as I received it:

hope you are enjoying it out there .I won't mind if we could know each other better .Let's try to exchange some words if we might have anything in common .I believe there is a reason why you and i have joined this dating site, so Let's see if we can make it happen .
You can email me on xxxxx@yahoo.com

Feel free to write me about yourself

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