Ahh, some fun profiles....

I really like this one.  I'm sure it's self explanatory, but I plan to immortalize the text from both his 'about me' and his 'first date' sections...I'm guessing "Rusheed" doesn't realize that he has put his 'form email' in the body of his profile instead of in an email.  Then again, maybe he does and doesn't care...

Hi,
My name is Rachid "Rusheed". I hope you are doing well. I very much enjoyed reading your profile and upon finishing that , I decided to write to you. Like you, I believe things happen for a good reason and there is wisom to be learned from each act in our lives. It depends on us if we are capable to read between the lines and view thing with the vision of our minds and not only our eyes.. I am spirtual and I find peace and plasure in pondering, contemplating and analysing things. I can go on and on... Hopefully, I can hear from you and see if we have more interesting things to share.
Have a wonderful day. I am about to go out to Baltimore harbor, I love walking around the harbor, have a Potbelly sandwich and maybe a Haggen Daz Ice cream from the food court there and watch the boat from the bench... them make it back home... today is sunny and beautiful and I do not want to miss it ... Have fun! :) Rusheed.
PS: I changed my birthday on here by one year lol 1973 to 1974 so I can send you this message lol.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=16397644

Also, a bitter woman for the collection:

Because the way to save your marriage is to 'get even' instead of 'getting a divorce'.  My fave part is how she says she only plans to be with 2 men.  Her affair, and her husband (who cheated on her).  I guess she doesn't hate him enough to stop having sex with him.  ha!

I am on this site mainly because my husband sees fit to fill out every god d*mn cheating website known to man, and thinks that I will never find out and I always do.

Well guess what mother ****er two can play this game
Let's see if the grass is greener on the other side

* Update- Let me clarify the meaning of "getting even" I am not the kind of girl that spreads her legs to a total stranger, I need to know you first and have some kind of feelings for you and also I need to be attracted to you as well, it is not just a one way street here. The person I choose to be with on the "side", since my husband doesn't seem to know the value of marriage, will be someone who respects me as a woman and does not go sticking his****in every woman he meets, I will be with one man only besides my scum bag husband. Ok let's just say I am looking for an affair NSA, if that makes any sense..........Thankyou! Any sickos out there that just want to meet and **** will immediately get deleted and blocked!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member9978706.htm