ever had that tight tight wet pussy around a big black cock
Oh, and his user name is: whitetailfever.
REALLY who says this in email?
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
I AM OLD FASHION!
Thought I stop and say Hi,
I have been single now for a year and I have to say, I have a pretty good life, I go and come as I please.
but sometime when the light are low and that little voice in my head starts to speak, I too can get a little lonely.
Then I read one or two profiles and say oh my!
So I saw you profile and thought I would stop to say HI and see if you want to chat? BUT I DID SAY HI! I AM NOT SHY BUT I AM OLD FASHION
well thanks for reading this, if you want to chat drop me a line or too... who knows what tomorrow holds. Well happy hunting and May God Bless you with all you need and all you want.
The following images were attached to this message.
I have been single now for a year and I have to say, I have a pretty good life, I go and come as I please.
but sometime when the light are low and that little voice in my head starts to speak, I too can get a little lonely.
Then I read one or two profiles and say oh my!
So I saw you profile and thought I would stop to say HI and see if you want to chat? BUT I DID SAY HI! I AM NOT SHY BUT I AM OLD FASHION
well thanks for reading this, if you want to chat drop me a line or too... who knows what tomorrow holds. Well happy hunting and May God Bless you with all you need and all you want.
The following images were attached to this message.
Today's WTF:
Safety pin nipple piercing with tag. (sounds like the title of a painting: Still life with bird and apple).
Today's gems...
Have I mentioned how much I love men that can't spell properly and have bad grammar? To put it in perspective, I got a perfect score on the verbal section of my SAT's. Now, the math part, we won't discuss...
Just thought I would say hit. Tired of trying to say the right thing to convince someone your worht talking to.
Changed my profile a bit but I dont think that you can truly show who you are by writting it.
I love running working out and biking as well. I did a dualathon last year my first one and want to do more. I train about 6 days a week with weights but I really really want to get the running and biking down.
Anyway hope to hear from you.
Being single for me stinks, been single for sometime. Not into the bar scene to much, well hold on, like to go just not a place I wish to meet a person whom I would like to date.
Anyway trying to find somehting to do this weekend, if your bored and would like to gedt out for a drink or a bite to eat I would love to hear from you.
and the ever prominent:
WANNA CHAT
More bad english:
How are you?Do you like to do some kind of sport?
I'm LOLing. barf.
Just thought I would say hit. Tired of trying to say the right thing to convince someone your worht talking to.
Changed my profile a bit but I dont think that you can truly show who you are by writting it.
I love running working out and biking as well. I did a dualathon last year my first one and want to do more. I train about 6 days a week with weights but I really really want to get the running and biking down.
Anyway hope to hear from you.
Being single for me stinks, been single for sometime. Not into the bar scene to much, well hold on, like to go just not a place I wish to meet a person whom I would like to date.
Anyway trying to find somehting to do this weekend, if your bored and would like to gedt out for a drink or a bite to eat I would love to hear from you.
and the ever prominent:
WANNA CHAT
More bad english:
How are you?Do you like to do some kind of sport?
I'm LOLing. barf.
Angry Businessman31
I just thought I'd bump this guy's emails to me up, since I found his profile on PoF. So everyone can see what I dealt with. I think my favorite part of his profile is this: I could push you in the swing, just learn about each other.
Angry Business Man 31
So these are the emails he sent (I already posted these earlier)
Progressive series from angry man due to my lack of response:
First email:
You're a very beautiful woman!
What's your name?
Do you like the beach?
I love the beach!
I own a place outside of Lewes, Delaware, I go down allot ( eat crabs, swim, work on my tan.
Just so you know I'm far from being like most of these guys on this site, I own a couple of businesses, I own apartments and have very big goals and dreams in life.
I'd like to talk with you, if you would.
Just take a look at my profile and see if you like what you see.
Have a great day, I hope to hear back from you.
Justin
Second (within 1 hour):
God forbid any of you woman would actually respond to a simple, I want to get to know you message
Third (a few hours later):
You don't know a winner when you see one and when a motivated go getter like myself is interested in you, you'd prefer to "SEE WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE", YOU WOMAN DON"T DESERVE A MAN LIKE ME.
Why do I say that?
Simple, I first sent you a simple Hi I'm Justin, I want to get to know you further message however, you'd rather have trailer park Joe than a nice Man that actually has one heck of a great life now and future ahead of me, again, if you'd actually read my profile, it should jump right off the page at you and you'd know what I'm talking about!
Blame me all you want for being blunt, but this is the truth, deny it all you will, you'll say, "WELL WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
Don't you see however the problem is that, when I sent you the, I want to get to know you better message and in my profile, I simply state that I'm a good Man that's not a loser.
Do I receive a response to that?
Of course not, I'm telling you that you ladies should really take a good hard look at yourselves and examine why on Gods green Earth you would turn down even wanting to get to know a Man like myself.
Very strange!
Justin
Angry Business Man 31
So these are the emails he sent (I already posted these earlier)
Progressive series from angry man due to my lack of response:
First email:
You're a very beautiful woman!
What's your name?
Do you like the beach?
I love the beach!
I own a place outside of Lewes, Delaware, I go down allot ( eat crabs, swim, work on my tan.
Just so you know I'm far from being like most of these guys on this site, I own a couple of businesses, I own apartments and have very big goals and dreams in life.
I'd like to talk with you, if you would.
Just take a look at my profile and see if you like what you see.
Have a great day, I hope to hear back from you.
Justin
Second (within 1 hour):
God forbid any of you woman would actually respond to a simple, I want to get to know you message
Third (a few hours later):
You don't know a winner when you see one and when a motivated go getter like myself is interested in you, you'd prefer to "SEE WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE", YOU WOMAN DON"T DESERVE A MAN LIKE ME.
Why do I say that?
Simple, I first sent you a simple Hi I'm Justin, I want to get to know you further message however, you'd rather have trailer park Joe than a nice Man that actually has one heck of a great life now and future ahead of me, again, if you'd actually read my profile, it should jump right off the page at you and you'd know what I'm talking about!
Blame me all you want for being blunt, but this is the truth, deny it all you will, you'll say, "WELL WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
Don't you see however the problem is that, when I sent you the, I want to get to know you better message and in my profile, I simply state that I'm a good Man that's not a loser.
Do I receive a response to that?
Of course not, I'm telling you that you ladies should really take a good hard look at yourselves and examine why on Gods green Earth you would turn down even wanting to get to know a Man like myself.
Very strange!
Justin
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Craigslist Postings continued...
This is how I amuse myself. This was posted in "strictly platonic"
Test Yourself - win a friend (or a date?!) - w4m
Please select the applicable answer(s) from the following choices.
1) Which is the proper word to be used in the context of this sentence: "You're/Your a good friend."
A) Your
B) You're
C) I am an idiot
D) What?
E) Send pic please, k thnx!
2) How many CL ads have you recently responded to with the same photos and boring text?
A) < 5
B) > 500
C) I respond to anything, including porn/spam
D) What is < >?
E) I am lonely, love me
3) You are single. This really means:
A) I am married
B) I am married
C) I am married
D) I am married
E) I am actually single
4) You are:
A) easy going
B) funny/sweet/nice
C) well hung
D) a douchebag
E) a good guy
5) You are looking for:
A) sex
B) lots of sex
C) hot sex
D) a date
E) sex with a gal's foot
6) In your spare time you:
A) work out
B) think about working out
C) why would I work out?
D) tell people I work out
E) I am fat
7) You really look:
A) 30 but I'm really 40,50,60,70,80
B) I am actually in my 30's.
C) like Brad Pitt
D) like I need a shower
E) pasty white from lack of sun
Bonus points if you can guess my profession and/or spot the intentional error in this post.
PS. I AM NOT SPAM I AM NOT A BOT. If I don't reply, it's because I'm not interested, or you didn't answer right, or you have bad grammar, or I'm not bored enough!
Test Yourself - win a friend (or a date?!) - w4m
Please select the applicable answer(s) from the following choices.
1) Which is the proper word to be used in the context of this sentence: "You're/Your a good friend."
A) Your
B) You're
C) I am an idiot
D) What?
E) Send pic please, k thnx!
2) How many CL ads have you recently responded to with the same photos and boring text?
A) < 5
B) > 500
C) I respond to anything, including porn/spam
D) What is < >?
E) I am lonely, love me
3) You are single. This really means:
A) I am married
B) I am married
C) I am married
D) I am married
E) I am actually single
4) You are:
A) easy going
B) funny/sweet/nice
C) well hung
D) a douchebag
E) a good guy
5) You are looking for:
A) sex
B) lots of sex
C) hot sex
D) a date
E) sex with a gal's foot
6) In your spare time you:
A) work out
B) think about working out
C) why would I work out?
D) tell people I work out
E) I am fat
7) You really look:
A) 30 but I'm really 40,50,60,70,80
B) I am actually in my 30's.
C) like Brad Pitt
D) like I need a shower
E) pasty white from lack of sun
Bonus points if you can guess my profession and/or spot the intentional error in this post.
PS. I AM NOT SPAM I AM NOT A BOT. If I don't reply, it's because I'm not interested, or you didn't answer right, or you have bad grammar, or I'm not bored enough!
Craigslists Ads I have Posted...
This one is just getting right to the point here. I've had no responses at all. Damn, what's a girl have to do to get a sugar daddy around these heyah parts?
--------------
Looking for a Benefactor - w4m - 36 (DC)
Do you have money? Do you want to spend it on something stupid and frivolous? Would it make you feel better if you spent it on a woman? Are you tired of throwing crinkled dollar bills at dirty strippers who won't even say thank you before they try to bilk your wallet for the Andrew Jacksons you really have hidden deep inside?
Well you're in luck! I've got just the answer for you. Me!
Here's what I offer:
I'm female. I don't want to date/sleep or even talk to you, however I will thank you for any financial contributions you make to my cause. You can pay me in dollars, jacksons, or money orders, I don't care. Just please don't send me pennies, I'm not sure how I'd transport hundreds of dollars of them. I won't tell you what I look like, what I do, or where I live. Discretion is mandatory.
Is that extra cash burning a hole in your wallet and making you worry about the amount of money you'll have to send Uncle Sam at the end of this fiscal year?? Well, if you gift me money, you can consider it a donation to charity and it will be a great tax write off for you. Even better: if you send installments of under 10K, the IRS will not investigate you for money laundering!! Bonus!!!
So, in summary:
I want your cash.
I offer you nothing.
Sounds like a win/win situation to me! Hurry, act now!! Operators are standing by with my swiss bank account numbers. Don't miss out on this offer of a lifetime!
--------------
Looking for a Benefactor - w4m - 36 (DC)
Do you have money? Do you want to spend it on something stupid and frivolous? Would it make you feel better if you spent it on a woman? Are you tired of throwing crinkled dollar bills at dirty strippers who won't even say thank you before they try to bilk your wallet for the Andrew Jacksons you really have hidden deep inside?
Well you're in luck! I've got just the answer for you. Me!
Here's what I offer:
I'm female. I don't want to date/sleep or even talk to you, however I will thank you for any financial contributions you make to my cause. You can pay me in dollars, jacksons, or money orders, I don't care. Just please don't send me pennies, I'm not sure how I'd transport hundreds of dollars of them. I won't tell you what I look like, what I do, or where I live. Discretion is mandatory.
Is that extra cash burning a hole in your wallet and making you worry about the amount of money you'll have to send Uncle Sam at the end of this fiscal year?? Well, if you gift me money, you can consider it a donation to charity and it will be a great tax write off for you. Even better: if you send installments of under 10K, the IRS will not investigate you for money laundering!! Bonus!!!
So, in summary:
I want your cash.
I offer you nothing.
Sounds like a win/win situation to me! Hurry, act now!! Operators are standing by with my swiss bank account numbers. Don't miss out on this offer of a lifetime!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)