Craigslist Postings continued...

This is how I amuse myself. This was posted in "strictly platonic"

Test Yourself - win a friend (or a date?!) - w4m

Please select the applicable answer(s) from the following choices.

1) Which is the proper word to be used in the context of this sentence: "You're/Your a good friend."

A) Your
B) You're
C) I am an idiot
D) What?
E) Send pic please, k thnx!

2) How many CL ads have you recently responded to with the same photos and boring text?

A) < 5
B) > 500
C) I respond to anything, including porn/spam
D) What is < >?
E) I am lonely, love me

3) You are single. This really means:

A) I am married
B) I am married
C) I am married
D) I am married
E) I am actually single

4) You are:

A) easy going
B) funny/sweet/nice
C) well hung
D) a douchebag
E) a good guy

5) You are looking for:

A) sex
B) lots of sex
C) hot sex
D) a date
E) sex with a gal's foot

6) In your spare time you:

A) work out
B) think about working out
C) why would I work out?
D) tell people I work out
E) I am fat

7) You really look:

A) 30 but I'm really 40,50,60,70,80
B) I am actually in my 30's.
C) like Brad Pitt
D) like I need a shower
E) pasty white from lack of sun

Bonus points if you can guess my profession and/or spot the intentional error in this post.

PS. I AM NOT SPAM I AM NOT A BOT. If I don't reply, it's because I'm not interested, or you didn't answer right, or you have bad grammar, or I'm not bored enough!