Monday, November 9, 2009

Keyword Analysis Fun!!

These are the most recent keywords that people have used to find this blog.  No commentary necessary:

drill down    6    19.35%    bare chested men
drill down    2    6.45%    online dating jail
drill down    2    6.45%    blog ur hot
drill down    2    6.45%    BARE CHESTED OLDER MEN
drill down    2    6.45%    blackstud
drill down    2    6.45%    dating blogspot
drill down    2    6.45%    online dating first call rejects call
drill down    1    3.23%    online dating rejecting men
drill down    1    3.23%    how race affects people
drill down    1    3.23%    guys with cell phones
drill down    1    3.23%    people with disease are out to get online daters
drill down    1    3.23%    stainshane
drill down    1    3.23%    hookers on line
drill down    1    3.23%    husband is receiving emails from online dating sites...is this just spam?
drill down    1    3.23%    flattery will get you nowhere
drill down    1    3.23%    dating someone terminally ill
drill down    1    3.23%    "Your Race Affects Whether People Write You Back"
drill down    1    3.23%    stupid dating site emails
drill down    1    3.23%    stupid things to do and say on your profile
drill down    1    3.23%    jehovah witnesses are a fucking joke

RE: The new tactic

So I got an email on PoF this weekend, and the title was:  RE: Looking for a good woman!

Naturally, my first thought was "oh, someone I've been emailing with has responded!".  I'm sure this is just what the guy wanted me to think.  So, I opened it.  At this point I guess I should expect a virus to pop out and infect my computer, but the only thing I got was a pathetic email and ugly profile that infected my eyes.

I love this tactic.  I'm sure he's banking on a reply of  "I don't know what you're talking about?  We haven't been corresponding?"  Or better yet, me calling him and saying "oh hi, I'm so sorry we've been having phantom correspondence, and so I decided to take you up on your offer to call you, hun".

Anyways:

Hello! How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I worked overtime for a few hours today. We had some jets return from Texas that I had to recover and perform post-flight inspections on. I rode my Harley yesterday, bought the new Android Verizon Cell phone, it's awesome..I'm playing around with it trying to get used to all the bells and whistles. I worked out, did some cooking, some partying too. Last night went and listened to Stiff Richard, that was fun. How about you? You can call you know, that way we would have to be emailing back and forth. That's if you don't mind, ok? Well here's my number, I really hope to hear from you either way whatever works for you hun.

Thanks for your interest and consideration as well. Further, congratulations for being so beautiful and sweet.

LOL,

Scott
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Delusional in West Virginia...


Photo Edition: Men with Fish


Reader submitted: Crazyness from the Ladies

I'm an equal opportunity blogger, so here is something a male reader received contact from:


Heyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­​h

 Yes, the title is exactly as I received it:

hope you are enjoying it out there .I won't mind if we could know each other better .Let's try to exchange some words if we might have anything in common .I believe there is a reason why you and i have joined this dating site, so Let's see if we can make it happen .
You can email me on xxxxx@yahoo.com

Feel free to write me about yourself

Be Blessed

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Choose Your Own CL/CE Adventure